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Snippets from my practice…

Things kids say: Disney-trashing edition

Cranky? Moi?

Bossy? Moi?

Overheard: A young girl talking to her mother at the V. Sattui winery picnic grounds in Napa, California (one valley over from where I live), last weekend…

“They call it the happiest place on earth, but it’s not. That princess-lady yelled at me for nothing.”

The girl’s mother reminded her that, in Disneyland at least, throwing a drink at her brother on a crowded sidewalk isn’t actually “nothing.” The girl paused, nibbled on a cookie, then huffed:

“Well, who made her the boss of that stuff anyway? She probably isn’t even a real princess.”

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Things Kids Say: Colors


“Blue, silly.”

Five year-old Tamara, decked out in her Christmas finery– pink tutu, pink tights, pink cowboy boots, pink tiara, and a pink Hello Kitty backpack–when I asked her to name her favorite color.

Photo credit: Pink Sherbet Photography

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Things Kids Say: What boy-guys want…

Better than a cartoon cat…

“Boy-guys get man ones.”

…said wild-haired Liam, a wadded cotton-ball sticking out of his infected ear, as he firmly rejected my offer of a Hello Kitty sticker.

Bob the Builder, complete with hardhat, hammer, and a wheelbarrow-load of bricks–about as manly as they get in three year-old sticker-world–was happily accepted in Kitty’s place.

Photo credit: l.bailey_beverley

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Things Kids Say: Soggy Halloween Edition

Ghost, in happier times…

“This is so sad.”

Ghost, age unknown (but about 4 feet tall), soaking wet on my front porch on the wettest Halloween in memory.








Photo credit: wallygrom

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Things Kids Say: The ABC’s of surgical birth

Thinking, thinking…

“So that makes me the B-section.”

Will, age 6, explaining that since his newborn brother was born by C-section, his big sister must have been an A-section, which logically left him in the alphabetical middle of the birth order.

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Photo by estoril

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Things Kids Say: Shark-bite Edition

Regular readers of this blog know I love to ask little kids how they got hurt, or why they got sick, etc. They usually have interesting stories to tell:

Henry, just turned 4 years old, comes to my office with a scraped-up knee courtesy of a fall from a deck (or so his mother alleged):

Me: “So, Henry, what happened to your knee?”

Henry, bravely: “A tiger shark bit me in the bath tub.”

Why kids hate bath night… (Photo by Emerille)

Me: “A tiger shark?”

Henry, startled by my poor shark knowledge: “That’s the only kind that goes in bath tubs, buddy.”

Henry’s mom (no doubt overcome by maternal guilt): “Where was I when the shark bit you?”

Henry: “You were peeing on your potty. But you were asleep.”

Me: “How did you make the shark go away?”

Henry: “I told him nice sharks eat dog food and he went to go find some.”

(The scene closes with Henry doing some kind of hula-like dance, chanting “Down the drain, down the drain, down the drain…”)

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Things Kids Say: Birthday Edition

Seth’s birthday party

“Did you like my party?”

Seth, just turned 5 years old, on hearing me talk about this year’s Fourth of July fireworks with his mother. An Independence Day baby, Seth hasn’t quite caught on yet that the rockets’ red glare isn’t all about him.


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