Overheard: A young girl talking to her mother at the V. Sattui winery picnic grounds in Napa, California (one valley over from where I live), last weekend…
“They call it the happiest place on earth, but it’s not. That princess-lady yelled at me for nothing.”
The girl’s mother reminded her that, in Disneyland at least, throwing a drink at her brother on a crowded sidewalk isn’t actually “nothing.” The girl paused, nibbled on a cookie, then huffed:
“Well, who made her the boss of that stuff anyway? She probably isn’t even a real princess.”